I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
