I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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