fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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