your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
