im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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