It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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