I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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