Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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