after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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