It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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