yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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