what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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