I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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