just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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