Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
