do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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