i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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