just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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