we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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