You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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