do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
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I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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