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everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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