I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize