the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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