real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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