Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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