im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
