Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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