she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
