Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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