I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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