Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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