I seem to have left my pride at pride
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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