you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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