When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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