Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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