His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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