Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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