you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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