talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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