did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I smell like Dick and happiness
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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