1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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