You made me cry and you don't even care
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize