none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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