real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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