Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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