I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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