All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
i believe in u and ur pee
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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