hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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