yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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