I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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