It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.