I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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