bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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