and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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