i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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