I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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