Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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